Recently debuted, Midwest Wrestling's Hottest Fashion Consultant, Crusty has been signed to a contract with Fusion Wrestling Alliance.

Crusty's Blog!

07-08-09
Posted just cuz the date was cool.
As my loyal readers will note how excited I was for my debut at sawdust days, and those who came out to see me live, also then know how my excitement was thwart down by the sudden debut of one Kirsten in FWA.
Things were still going my way with 3 straight wins in the book, not to mention a tag team win as we when I tagged up with non-other then the then to be future heavyweight champion Timothy Mecca. But then that evil little girl had to start playing nasty by turning our qualifying match into a last Diva standing match. OH COME ON~!!!
And after that, she was forcefully handcuffed to me and dragged me all over the park to promote a match I never should have been signed too.
I will skip the details of this match and just say I did not wrestle in the heavyweight tournament the next day.
Unfortunately I spent the day in the beer tent catching up with an old friend Latin Lover, and drinking away my sorrow and pain, that is until Bizzo & Billy found me and told me to go back to the tent because a kid would like my autograph.
I would like to single handedly thank that kid for saving me from what could have been a long road to know where. He remained me how truly great I am.
Let this message ring out loud a clear like the shrill cry of a church bell in the still of the night!
KIRSTEN! At Unhappy Home Comings, YOU WILL BE LUCKY IF YOU MAKE IT HOME!

OMG Shoes!
Crusty

6-29-09
GOD I HATE TYPING…. Soon my pets, soon, sawdust days is finally here!!! This Wednesday marks the first official match for me with FWA! Its okay to be excited, so am I. I have plans to address you all on Wednesday night! So you had better be there.
It doesn't matter who you all came to see, after you see me in action you will become instant fans of the most stylish man in sports entertainment.

And although you can never have enough of me, I have more news! I hear it through the grape vine that FWA may be going to start bi-weekly shows in Appleton. This has not been confirmed, so don't shoot the messenger.

Sawdust days is going to be huge! FWA has signed some big local names to appear including Damon Knight, Yellow Lightning, Captain America, The International Superstar "White Dragon" Rob Lee, Craig Covenant, oh yeah, and the list goes on.

Yeah yeah yeah, anyway, they will all be there but the most important part, I'm going to be there, OH, I almost forgot one more thing! There has been another small rumor being passed around that the Heavyweight Championship may not be the only title on the line this weekend. FWA officials have been talking of introducing a third title into the mix even if only for this weekend. More info isn't known, but this title may be a opening card title going along the lines of a Sawdust Days title or the FWA title. (not to be confused with the FWA Heavyweight Title) no solid word as to if this belt will really be on the line OR if it really exists. In my personal opinion (the one that matters) I think they should just drop the Midwest title this weekend, so long as they place it on me, then again there may not be room once the heavyweight title is there.
Well that's all the time I wish to spend with you common folks so be off with you and leave me to my piece.

5-12-09
Thank you, thank you, please hold your applause. Yes, after not being on here for so long I figured that it was time for me to come back, and inform you all my loyal fans who have been so patient waiting for the first taping of my studio.
Well, I still haven't got them to build me a damn set, so I refused to tape my show for their website. But alas I gave in to post this blog for you. Soo, here we go.

Latterly I have hear that FWA has been recruiting some new talent, and they seem to be rather big fellows. Well, 3 of them, the other one, um well isn't the biggest fellow around if a fellow at all. So yeah. Not saying more.

I also have huge news for you, my loyal fans, I have been confirmed to be entered in to matches at sawdust days 2009, July 1st-5th in Oshkosh. They wont tell me if I will be entered into the tournament or not (personally I think they are just scared I would win) but none the less, I will be in action, and hopefully they will build my set soon so I can get you some more info, and you can finally get what you all really want.
MORE OF ME!!! Don't worry its okay to admit it.
So until next time, this is you resident fashion consultant Crusty, reminding you,
There are three words guaranteed to humiliate every man, Hold..My..Purse!
(see loosen up, I can do it too ..|., **** YOU! :)

3-20-09
Blasted computers! Well, I know how much you all missed me and I know how much you are all excited to see my online show. Unfortunately, the people at FWA seem to think its more important to get the ring and arena set up before they set up my talk show stage! I just want to know who is in charge of setting priorities and who one has to sleep with to get things done! Oh, um… back to business.
First of all, I'm sure you all want to know what surprises FWA will have in store for you come May. Well I can tell you that they have a brand new ring! I was there last night and it looks great. I would post pictures, but they wouldn't let cameras inside yet, blah blah blah. The sound and video system is up and running, but the cameras and light have yet to be worked on, I guess they are having some kind of video transfer problem, NOT MY THING.
The next thing on all your minds is "who can we expect to see gracing the ring with you crusty?" Well not that I condone anyone on the list but lets just say I have heard names such as Platinum Deuce(UWA, YWL, pF, WXW), Eric Schwartz(YWL, UWA, FVWA), Bizzo Blaze(GYW, UWA, OWF), Timothy Mecca(FVWA, YWL, UWA, OWF), Tyler Idol(UWA, F*WL), and of course L.A. Hollywood(F*WL) have all been confirmed by the Board of Directors (of which I wasn't invited to join) another name that has been confirmed is the highly volatile, controversial Nathan Gust(IUWA, UWA, YWL)! Lets just hope they don't give him a mic!
Ah, now we come to rumors! Juicy, juicy rumors… I have heard through the grape vine that Dandy Dan (FVWA, F*WL) is out of his "predicament" and will be coming to FWA. Also rumored are Damon Knight (FVWA, F*WL), and Billy Fairchild (WXW, YWL). Neither I guess have been confirmed due to travel concerns and lack of communication. Other names thrown around are Chris Cane (YWL, UWA), Chris Mecca (FVWA) Mikey Genocide(UWA, WXW, YWL) I haven't heard anything about these people much.
NOW, let's get even Juicier, I have heard that FWA will be brining in 2 new wrestlers never before seen! I have been given permission to disclose as much information as I know to you people to help them along.
1st Dav Roiberadet, weighting in at 175 pounds from The Republic of Talossa, is a Mixed martial arts competitor who has asked for a chance in FWA to prove to everyone here and around the world why MMA is better than Pro-Wrestling. God I hope someone kills him. Oh, just kidding. He is one tough SOB (son of a Bi.. Never mind) and I for one will NOT be getting in the ring with him.
2nd is a man named Robert Isaac Patterson, he hails form Appleton WI, and has become fast friends with a "mentor" on the roster, id tell you but I don't know. I do know that they have been heard to be hanging out together a lot and will probably debut as a tag team or a single with a manager, since I don't know who the other guy is. (crap)
Both men seem to have something to prove and at training have been known to be very aggressive and willing to accept all challenges. Look for them to make a big impact and fast.
Well I'm tired of typing know, and since I can't just sit hear and talk like I would prefer, (cough, cough) I'm done, see you next time (hopefully you'll see me.)
Crusty

1-24-09
So, then damn Construction people said that may set won't be done until May? What am I suppose to do until then? So you people can forget about seeing me till May unless you decide to drive to Spencer WI. And see UWA, and then you have to hope that they decide to let me do my show.

As of late, UWA has been running a Tournament of Hate thing, some kind of tournament to created a number 1 contender for their championship (not that I want/need it) and they didn't even book me in the stupid then.
Oh, and as for Spazz? Yeah, he hasn't talked to me since then either. At least they added my picture to their website. (Took them long enough) I had to send them one because the "person" who was supposed to take it was not to be found!

ANYWAY, so I have had an ear out for information to pass along to those of you who read this, and it seems that there is a bid of news that has yet to be added to the FWA website…
Prior to running live shows and the shows at Sawdust days (yea) FWA will begin broadcasting Internet shows starting around May! What is so great about May?
Plans are being made to update video editing and stuff yada yada yada, I don't care, really, just thought I would pass that along.

Other than that, I haven't bought any new shoes, so there is nothing else to say.

Crusty

12-20-2008
Hey, all you out there in web world! Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Crusty and although you may not know me, I guarantee you know my work. Unfortunately with all of this commotion about Fusion Wresomething-or-other starting up in the spring, the good "people" here have yet to find "the time" to build me a set, and I told them that I would not record my talk show without a proper set. So here I sit for now.

For those of you lucky enough to catch the last UWA show, you got to see just the tip of the ice burg when I got a chance to get in the ring with none other than Mr. Black Army, Mikey Genocide, boy what an ass clown, I asked him what he thought of the Black Army and what happened with them at the last show, (not that I cared, they told me to ask him that) and all he could do was go on about himself. The nerve. I bought a new pair of shoes for that? Then out of no where, Michael ATTACKS ME!
So, although my Studio, didn't go so hot, during a battle royal they made me compete in, I met someone who seriously needs my help, after the match I was informed his name was Spazz, and aside from some style sense, and color matching that boy could use a friend. So al in all, all I can say is if UWA wants me to host one more show for them they had better do two things! 1. Keep that Maniac Mike away from me, and 2. Please, Oh, please for the love of god, let me work with Spazz.

So I hope that them boys at FWA get my set done soon because I have a special guest already lined up and, I'm sure you can't wait to see me.
Crusty